THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FORGET THE WORDS

This is priceless...stick through the entire 47 second clip....at least until the 35second mark.

"FRIDAY THE SHIT-TEENTH" (2009 VERSION)

Lemme sum up what "Friday The 13th" (remake) is on a short paragraph.

It's a steamy pile of cow dung covered in burnt hair...the pile is slowly being cooked in a frying pan, and you have a gas mask on that is directly connected to the steam from the pile that is cooking.

...Actually, it's worse than that.

The moment I got into my car, I tried calling a friend up (who also witnessed this trainwreck of a movie), but I coudn't tell him how much I hated the movie because another friend of ours was on the other line with him saying the same thing.

I laughed during this movie...only due to comments by those in attendance, or because the scenes and acting were so ridiculous.

Here are the movie's problems:

-So many pointless references to weed
-So many pointless scenes
-Terrible acting
-Terrible script
-Extreme Predictability
-Boring death scenes...I mean honestly...If your movie is going to suck this much, why not have some good gore at least to hopefully salvage the film?
-Tons of fake Ta-Ta's...OK...this I don't get. What's with all the nudity in comedies and horror movies these days? All the women have huge, fake boobies...they look so damn tacky. How are these appealing? And, it also seems like screenwriters/directors are like, "Hey, we say 'fuck' in this movie...let's add some tits to make it more 'R-Rated'"...
-Aweful plotline
-Jason looked like shit...not scary
-Overall awefulness

A friend said it right..."People involved with this movie are like, 'welp...let's just make a piece of shit, but we'll make money this weekend, so it's all good.'"

Whatever happened to taking pride in your work in horror films in Hollywood?

I think every death in this movie could be shown on TNT after 10pm without censoring anything...no decapitations, no amputations, shit, man! this movie was aweful.

I know there are more things I want to say about this movie, but it's 3:54am.

I was looking forward to something great here...As I was a fan of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake...i know, i know, horror fans disagree. I thought that movie was done right for this generation.

"Friday The 13th" (2009) is worse than that worst parts in "Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan" and "Jason X" combined.

It's not even worth a rental price. How did this movie screen well for test audiences? Who, in their right mind could enjoy this movie?...please...if you see it, and liked it, tell me why you liked it, and then go look in the mirror and ask yourself why you are a complete moron.

Here's how I rate this movie on differnt scales:

0/5, 2% on the Rotten Tomato Meter, 0/5 (stars). 07/100...you get the point.

If you would like to ultimately waste your time in the dumbest and lamest way possible...pleae, go see this movie.


OH MY FECK IT WAS AWEFUL!!!!!!!!!

IT'S BEEN ABOUT 6 MONTHS...WOW, I SUCK

Since my last post...here's what's happened:

1.) I've moved to D.C. (area)
2.) I sing in a new band called Solar Powered Sun Destoyer
3.) I have a job now, where I teach kids how to play guitar, bass, and drums (roolz)
4.) I'm dating a girl who is pretty damn awesome
5.) I'm seeing Meshuggah in like 2 weeks
6.) Denali is playing a show @ The Black Cat in June (psyched)
7.) Writing lyrics is still difficult, but I'm getting there
8.) I've seen many awesome movies
9.) I've wasted a lot of time on the internet
10.) I've found a lot of great bands on the internet (i.e. The Most Serene Republic,
Land Of Talk)
11.) I still have a beard
12.) I still have back problems (sux)
13.) I bowled a 244
14.) I'm eating meat again
15.) SPSD is opening for The Appleseed Cast on April 14th
16.) I saw United Nations @ Black Cat and Darryl Palumbo didn't show (I'm pissed)
17.) Obama is president (I'm not very political though)
18.) "Religulous" is a really sweet movie
19.) Zak has posted 50 things on his blog, at least, since my last post
20.) I'm still pretty broke
21.) I'm enjoying the crap outta D.C.
22.) I'm going to type a little rant now.

So, moving to a new city is not something that I'm afraid of at all. I embrace the environment...plus it doesn't hurt that I can play in a band with my best friends in this town. However, this place is effing expensive.

This next lil part will be addressing my thoughts on peoples in my life recently...some comments positive, some negative, but never sugar-coated (sour).

Moving here (to D.C.) was the best decision I could have made. I did it for me, and me alone. As a result, I ended up hurting someone...which sucks. I said something that I regret saying. Before I said those unforgettable 3 words, I thought I was going to mean it. After I heard the words come out of my mouth, I immediately regretted my decision to say those words. Then I said it again, and again, and again with no emotion behind it. Not to say I didn't care for this person, but I definitely wasn't "in love". I wish that some people would realize that it isn't always all about them. I think if that's accepted, then life could be a little easier for them.

Flash forward 2-3 weeks or something...I meet someone new. ROOLZ! I didn't plan on it happening, but it did, and I'm glad. things are going smoothe for now...Friends like her, she likes my friends. She's a good cook, ultra-nice, considerate, adorable, etc...It's all in the first stages though...everyone's always on their best behavior at that time right?

I'm guessing that only a few people will read this blog, and those who read it could probably easily guess who is involved with the subject matters I have discussed...welp...there ya have it peoples...my opinion.

I've just realized what I can write about, lyrically for a new jam....awesome...I'm gonna go give it a try...

AND WHILE I'M DOING THAT, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK THIS RECORD OUT!...IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.

The Most Serene Republic - "Population"



http://www.mediafire.com/?nnxxmmniexv

Until next time...and NO!!!....I will not suck at updating this anymore.